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Rob Lind has now issued a statement detailing the current state of the band, including his involvement. Here you go: “A few months ago it was announced in the press that Blood For Blood would be touring again. Specifically it was announced that BFB would be doing this years annual Persistence Tour in Europe (with Sick Of It All, D.R.I., Unearth, Evergreen Terrace and others). It was also...
audxball said: We trained daisy to keep off the couch and kitchen table by squirting her with a squirt bottle every time she did it. Now every time I use a spray bottle for anything she runs the other direction. the issue is that maggie will get on the sofa when we’re...
things i just don't get
1. how people at school still don’t get that we don’t have class sessions the week of finals 2. how the toaster is still broken at einsteins 3. people who love 30 rock or family guy 4. twilight. in general. 5. people who like gin and tonics. 6. how to keep maggie off the sofaaaaa. bad wiggles.
hello. my name is jordan. i am not a morning person.
i wish i remembered more css so i could customize my tumblr theme.
if i have a daughter who wants to do pageants she’s getting sent to boarding school. abroad. NOPE.
likeaghostx replied to your photo: oh hey. What does it say? SVPV it stands for summer vacation por vida. It’s kind of a friends tattoo with little rachel and kind of a reminder of how life should be treated.
In a day. Granted it took 3 visits over the course of the last 2 days for this couple to make a call on a 2000 item… and doesn’t factor in the 1200 I’m responsible for on ebay.
most idiotic question of the day award
“So, like, is like, some of this stuff like, used?” Cue me making an insanely awkward face while I try to hide my disdain. THEN! “So, like, why is like this thing over here so like expensive? It’s used! I could get this at the goodwill for like a dollar!” Cue me having to walk away to compose myself.
you named your dog after yourself.
someone just got axed on a social media site for talking shit on harry potter. hi, as far as i am concerned you are functionally illiterate. smooches, jordan.
I got tattooed tonight. #1. I’ll post pictures some time. My mother is gonna freak out. I should probably tell her before my brother’s wedding so no one is surprised. Wah wah wah.
And I want you I want you to see That I’ll be there when you’re trembling; that I’ll be there with you relapsing into madness, into madness. And I want you I want you to see That I’ll be there when you’re trembling; and I’ll hold you up when you’re collapsing into sadness. I can stand it. <3
I also offer video poker!– Bender
Coming from a non-smoker
I wish they would just legalize weed and tax the shit out of it so I can go to college for cheap thanks to the entire population of Boulder.
YEAH. OKAY. /SARCASM
adapt-outlast: For the last birthday of my 20’s I would like the following: 1. 2. Money and time to finish my sleeve…either one. Done 3. Breakfast burrito and sweet roll from The Frontier. 4. Large cheese pizza from Dions 5. Dead Hours doing a cover of “Get Your Gun” by Marilyn Manson 6. A Type O Negative t-shirt (Bloody Kisses era preferred) 7. A pet Fox (the icelandic ones that wont...
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is it appropriate to just want to eat turkey gravy like soup? yes? good, because i did already.
Anonymous asked: When did your boyfriend fully commit to you? Is living together hard, and how do you overcome that?
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