It never feels quite right, the way that we put each other down. I’ve been being too vague now. I’ve been writing the same old friends. These predictions will mean so little in light of all of the things that we can’t mend. I will be there to resuscitate you.
Rely a bit too heavily On alcohol and irony Get clobbered on by courtesy In love with love and lousy poetry And I’m leaning on this broken fence Between past and present tense And I’m losing all those stupid games That I swore I’d never play.
Three A’s and one B. I’m kind of mad about that B. I got an A on the midterm, A’s on 3 of the papers, and a B on one of the papers. Unless I totally frumped the final, I don’t see how I could have gotten a B. Plus I didn’t miss class!
The best materialistic present I got (besides harry potters and a howl’s moving castle) was the 8” Wusthoff Knife.
Also, Mark’s step dad made the worlds greatest Virginia Ham. I have about 2 pounds in my fridge + the ham bone to make soup with. PARTY.
i went snowboarding yesterday for the first time in 2 years.
i kept up with my dad, brother, larry, michael and steve. larry and steve are former ski racers. steve, however, acting as our guide took us on the hardest run as the last one and i barely made it down. had to butt slide on a cornice.
my knee held up ok, mostly the rest of my body wasn’t used to the muscles used for snowboarding.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF THEIR COMPUTERS AND CANNOT GOOGLE SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES. I DON’T NEED TO DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK WHEN IT’S A PRODUCT WE DON’T CARRY AND HAVE NEVER CARRIED. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU’RE JUST A LAZY ENTITLED SLOB WHO DOESN’T LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY WHEN I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU FOR THE NINE MILLIONTH TIME THAT WE DON’T HAVE WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I FUCKING GOOGLED IT AND GAVE YOU THREE COMPANIES THAT SELL WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING FOR, DON’T ASK ME HOW YOU GO ABOUT ORDERING THEM WHEN YOU’RE SITTING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER. I DON’T KNOW, IDIOT, GOOGLE THE COMPANY NAME AND FIND THEIR CONTACT INFO, IT’S NOT MY FUCKING JOB TO WALK YOU THROUGH THE PROCESS HOLDING YOUR HAND TO BUY SOMETHING FROM ANOTHER COMPANY. EAT SHIT YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF CARBON.
sorry about the caps lock. i just spent the last 45 minutes on the phone with a person trying to find them something that we don’t sell.