I like lists. Thursday: straight jeans, light grey pin stripe breezy oxford shirt, darker grey sweater vest, cinch belt, turkish scarf, earrings, sperry’s Friday: I have no idea. Friday Night: I have no idea. Saturday: I have no idea. Sunday: I have no idea. I’m trying to look effortless and put together. Little Amanda where are you to rifle through my closet and help me put...
that last post accidentally a coke bottle.
what to i pack for chicago?!?!?!?
Riot Grrl is not dead.
DON’T BITCH ABOUT DOUBLE STANDARDS IF YOU ESPOUSE THEM LEFT AND RIGHT.
you’re lds and you have a blog about dating and you post “datable” people. you praise the men like jared leto for his looks and his pink mohawk, forgetting that he bangs groupies left and right. you praise dudes like seth rogen for their laugh and sense of humor, forgetting that the guy is a huge stoner and seriously irreverent to religion. and then tear down women like kim...
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I wish steampunk wasn’t so costumey. I also wish harry potter was real. This reminds me of a good summer in 2004 or 2005. “WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAAAA” and TJ proceeds to whack Keith with a car antennae.
I want to live in a house where I can see the water and boats from the top floor windows. I’ve been landlocked and mountain bound my entire life, but I’m totally fixated on the sea.
a chelsea, a sherman, a short skirt, and an old 60s garage band to dance to.
maggie is woofing at our neighbors even with me holding her snout closed. she hates those guido fucks too…..
1. amanda is my favorite shopping friend ever (sorry everyone else, she and i had such a good time and i typically hate shopping!) 2. people who come in AFTER the open sign has been turned off and the display outside been brought in and say “oh you’re closing in three minutes” and then stay half an hour without buying anything are the bane of my existence. hello...
People, Stop haggling prices with me. Don’t counter a dealer’s bottom line with something $100 less. This isn’t a fucking flea market. This isn’t fucking china town. Don’t haggle prices on designers upstairs either. No, I’m not going to sell you a $40 piece without the chain for $10. Seriously? Do you go to Target and haggle? Do you haggle at the mall? (This...
being anti-religion isn’t edgy anymore. upside down crosses aren’t shocking. you just look like an ignorant fool.
corgiaddict: Corgis diving in the pool submitting by the sibling pair that has to do everything together (including jump!) by Karen Corgi #1 goes *wiggle wiggle* *FLOP!* Corgi #2 is like, dude, that’s awesome. ”COWABUNGA!!!!!” *FLOP!* *FLOP FLOP FLOP FLOP* I love watching their little paws start swimming in the air as they are in flight. They get some serious distance!
flat 2 tone oxfords skinny khaki (cropped) pants gray sweater vest more tulip skirts black ribbed sweater knit tights red tights wellies pearl earrings pash scarf (a real one!) belted paperbag pants dark skinny jeans that FIT and don’t break the bank.
i should have left for school five minutes ago, but instead i’m savoring the eggs in a basket i made. this week will kill me. chicago soon!
you call her doctor trout, doll!
things that make me happy (in no particular order) 1. organizing and throwing things away 2. peanuts 3. chocolate milk shakes 4. being very productive in whatever task i’m working on 5. sleeping in 6. mark 7. new car 8. my lovely friends 9. good art 10. airplanes and airports
CHEX MIX NOW PLEASE.
hearing the refrain “don’t touch” while at work reassures me that there are attentive parents in the world.
these trashy, trashy bitches. if i’m ever like this in wedding planning stages please lock me in a room with someone i hate until i apologize to everyone.
bring back brian v on top chef… or kevin, JUST SAYING.