dear oprah
The day you told your brainwashed minons to never pay full price for anything and to haggle on everything is the day you single-handedly started driving locally owned business into the ground. Now every jackass across the country thinks it’s appropriate to haggle prices like it’s a fleamarket regardless of what it is. No, I will not sell you this ______ for $400 when it’s marked at $2200. No, I don’t care that you will have to pay $____ to have it “refinished” when refinishing it will completely ruin the value.
SMASH.
